@timshielhttp://t.co/xwjEMG3q - That's an awesome dryer! I want Lowery Organ Co. to sponsor you guys for "State of the Art". 2012/04/16
@SteveO show was awesome. Don't miss it. If you are not a bitch during the show you will see an epic finale and a pic. http://t.co/bbpcXvZ2011/07/30
Walmart is the Antichrist. 2010/12/31
Sorry to say @POMP but Natalie Portman's body is about to be destroyed by a baby. Still want sloppy seconds? 2010/12/31
Why is the day before my day off always the hardest? 2010/10/14
You can create flavors by combining Jelly Bellys. I just ate a mixed handful without regard. I think I created "57 Chevy Rusty Fender" ugh. 2010/09/22
Moving Day. This 2yrs was the longest rental period in my life. I've moved 15 times since '97. Why can't the homeless find a place to live? 2010/09/16
I offered to take my wife out to dinner and she demanded we go to: http://www.tiltedkilt.com. It makes Hooters look like Chuck E. Cheese. 2010/07/26
At Moes my wife ordered loaded nachos with the chips on the side. They freaked out "If we do that you would get a salad and chips for free." 2010/07/21
Air Conditioning is broken. No joy in Mudville. 2010/07/20
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